Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
