Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
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