yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
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