Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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