i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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