Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
Randomize
