fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
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