Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
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