Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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