I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
be right there i have to get my cape
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
Panties = found
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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