oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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