Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
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