that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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