we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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