No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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