i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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