just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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