hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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