I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
You need a sexual gate keeper
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
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