Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
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