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Did you fuck her?

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If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.

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(901): View more from Tennessee

She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.

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(408): View more from California

I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.

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(573): View more from Missouri

She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.

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(323): View more from California

What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?

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(+61): View more from Australia

The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.

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(503): View more from Oregon

Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?

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(914): View more from New York

It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.

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(415): View more from California

I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?

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