i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
I just found puke in my bra..
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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