i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
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