Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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