you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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