Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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