I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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