we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
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