I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
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