That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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