I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
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