If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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