At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
Randomize
