Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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