Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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