Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
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