I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Randomize
