my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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