Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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