Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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