the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I have demons in me.
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I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
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