my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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