Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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