i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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