Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
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