Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
We need a shit load of segways right now
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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