i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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