I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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