I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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