If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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