I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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