I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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