Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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