so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
I just blew my weed a kiss
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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