She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
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