This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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